{"id":161087,"date":"2019-09-09T23:01:43","date_gmt":"2019-09-09T15:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/featured\/-1803367\/"},"modified":"2019-09-09T23:01:43","modified_gmt":"2019-09-09T15:01:43","slug":"peachette-makes-mario-kart-tour-even-more-thirsty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/2019\/09\/09\/peachette-makes-mario-kart-tour-even-more-thirsty\/","title":{"rendered":"Peachette Makes \u2018Mario Kart Tour\u2019 Even More Thirsty"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure>\n\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/bowsetteyellow-650x366.jpg?resize=640%2C360&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figure>\n<p>As much as I love <em>Mario Kart,<\/em> I\u2019m not too excited for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/games\/wait-a-little-longer-for-mario-kart-tour-on-mobile-1772406\/\"  rel=\"noopener\"><em>Mario Kart Tour<\/em><\/a>, Nintendo\u2019s upcoming attempt to bring the popular kart racer to mobile. I\u2019m sure it\u2019ll make a ton of money, and new world tour tracks like New Donk City look great. But gratuitous microtransactions sound like a great way to ruin a series that already has a reputation for questionable balancing between fun and skill. Pay $50 to not get hit with a Blue Shell.<\/p>\n<p>However, for the thirstiest Nintendo fans among us, <em>Mario Kart Tour<\/em> now looks like a must-download since Peachette is coming to the game.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Hot on the heels of Peachette&#8217;s debut, we&#8217;re proud to reveal her new special item &#8211; The Mushroom Cannon! Designed to resemble a Mushroom, this cannon continually shoots out Mushrooms in front of your kart, making everyone happy! You get a Mushroom&#8230;everyone gets a Mushroom! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/pZ3nvlJLG5\">pic.twitter.com\/pZ3nvlJLG5<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mario Kart Tour (@mariokarttourEN) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mariokarttourEN\/status\/1170524657134366721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 8, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>If you keep safe search on you may have missed the biggest gaming fetish sensation of the past year. In the otherwise unnecessary Nintendo Switch port of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/games\/forget-new-super-mario-bros-u-deluxe-put-mario-maker-on-nintendo-switch-1768640\/\"  rel=\"noopener\"><em>New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe<\/em><\/a>, players can control Toadette and transform in a Peach-Toadette combination named Peachette with a special Super Crown mushroom. Makes about as much sense as anything else in <em>Mario<\/em>. However, soon devious deviant artists began depicting what might happen if other characters went through this transformation. That\u2019s how we got horrifying horny hybrids like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/anime\/one-punch-man-illustrator-shares-his-take-on-sexy-peach-bowser-hybrid-bowsette-2-1753603\/\"  rel=\"noopener\">Bowsette<\/a>\u00a0and other <a href=\"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/games\/adamtots-sexy-bowsette-1754040\/\"  rel=\"noopener\">fan art<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And now Peachette is coming to <em>Mario Kart Tour<\/em>, bringing back all of those memories in her dust. Her special ability is a cannon that shoots mushrooms making nearby players go faster (but hopefully not also turn into Peach). When I played <a href=\"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/games\/hands-on-dr-mario-world-is-nintendos-mobile-drug-1794319\/\"  rel=\"noopener\"><em>Dr. Mario World<\/em><\/a>, I thought Waluigi in a doctor\u2019s outfit would be the most uncomfortably sexual image in a Nintendo mobile game. Oh to be that innocent.<\/p>\n<p><em>Mario Kart Tour<\/em> comes to iOS and Android on September 25. For more on Nintendo mobile games pour one out for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/games\/the-wackiest-creations-from-miitomos-launch-week-1651312\/\"  rel=\"noopener\">Miitomo<\/a>\u00a0and look back on the dark economics of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/games\/the-darkly-comic-economics-of-animal-crossing-pocket-camp-1720735\/\"  rel=\"noopener\"><em>Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp<\/em><\/a>\u00a0before Tom Nook busts all balls again in <em>Animal Crossing: New Horizons<\/em> next March.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/bowsetteyellow-650x366.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"366\"><\/figure>\n<p>As much as I love Mario Kart, I&rsquo;m not too excited for Mario Kart Tour, Nintendo&rsquo;s upcoming attempt to bring the popular kart racer to mobile. I&rsquo;m sure it&rsquo;ll make a ton of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/games\/peachette-makes-mario-kart-tour-even-more-thirsty-1803367\/\">Peachette Makes &lsquo;Mario Kart Tour&rsquo; Even More Thirsty<\/a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.geek.com\/\">Geek.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/2019\/09\/09\/peachette-makes-mario-kart-tour-even-more-thirsty\/\">\u95b1\u8b80\u5168\u6587 <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"slim_seo":[],"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2054,2,2467,2047,2205,16,7],"tags":[398,402,397,414,413,410,409,407,478,481,482,480,479,408,406,399,400,394,10,401,396,403,412,411,395,405,404,477],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7prtj-FUb","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161087"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161087"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":161088,"href":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161087\/revisions\/161088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=161087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/test\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=161087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}