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“Lads, let’s wrap this up. I’ve got banana bread in the oven.” Words I foolishly typed into the text chat of my Valorant<\/a> match to inform my teammates that I did not have time to mess about – I had baked goods at stake. <\/p>\n

I made many mistakes on Sunday. The first was thinking I could get in a quick round of Riot’s tactical FPS<\/a> while my loaf was baking. The recipe said 50 minutes, Valo matches usually last up to 40. Reader, my match did not last just 40 minutes.<\/p>\n

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