{"id":496,"date":"2019-12-24T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-24T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/wordpress\/?guid=f36088fe68e013f8991a041702fd40e2"},"modified":"2019-12-24T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-24T16:00:00","slug":"oh-yes-were-still-doing-that-gaming-haiku-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itteacheritfreelance.hk\/wordpress\/index.php\/2019\/12\/24\/oh-yes-were-still-doing-that-gaming-haiku-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Yes, We’re Still Doing That Gaming Haiku Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You know what I like about the holidays? Great food? Sure! Presents? Absolutely! Family? Probably! I also enjoy taking the time to sit down and reflect on what’s most important \u2013 namely, cramming my thoughts on some of the most recent games I’ve played into the constraints of a haiku poem. I’m nothing if not predicable<\/s> reliable.<\/p>\n

I’ve been doing this for a long time now, and you can read all of my previous masterworks (deep breath) here<\/a>,\u00a0here<\/a>,\u00a0here<\/a>,\u00a0here<\/a>,\u00a0here<\/a>,\u00a0here<\/a>,\u00a0here<\/a>,\u00a0here<\/a>, and here<\/a>. Enjoy!<\/p>\n

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Wattam<\/u>
\n“What is this?” they ask.
\n“All these objects have faces.”
\n“Did Rare make this game?”<\/p>\n

Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order<\/u>
\nSliding down a hill
\nis great fun when you’re a kid.
\nI’m no youngling, though.<\/p>\n

Untitled Goose Game<\/u>
\nHere’s a title, guys:
\n“This goose ain’t up to no good!”
\nI’ll stick to honking.<\/p>\n

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The Division 2<\/u>
\nD.C. is dying
\nDeer and raccoons run the streets
\nWhy can’t I pet them?<\/p>\n

Fortnite<\/u>
\nPlaying with my son,
\nhe learns a tough life lesson:
\nDad is fallible.<\/p>\n

The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening<\/u>
\nThe best got better.
\nWait. Is this the best Zelda?
\nHere we go again…<\/p>\n

Death Stranding<\/u>
\n“Come here and watch this!
\n“It’s from the Metal Gear guy!”
\nMy wife leaves the room.<\/p>\n

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The Outer Worlds<\/u>
\nPlaying a dumb guy,
\nrelatable things happen.
\nEscapism, please?<\/p>\n

Super Smash Bros.\u00a0<\/u>
\nA new character!
\nOh. It’s that SNK guy.
\nBack to Villager.<\/p>\n

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare<\/u>
\nRussian incursions!
\nTorture! Child soldiers! War crimes!
\nNot political.<\/p>\n\n

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