Toy Tuesday: The Best Witcher Toys


Geralt of Rivia is the crossover character of the new year, as The Witcher on Netflix is scratching that fantasy itch and giving us a catchy little coin-throwing song to boot. But the Polish silver sword-swinging hero has been around for a while, and he’s already built up a backlog of cool swag for collectors, from action figures and statues to replica weapons. Come with us as we present the best Witcher toys on the market.

Geralt Nendoroid

Geralt Nendoroid

If you’re not familiar with Good Smile’s Nendoroid lone of super-deformed figures, they take a classic anime style and apply it to the extremely wide world of pop culture to create a literal army of detailed, poseable characters. It’s kind of flabbergasting the sheer range of licenses they’ve managed to snap up, and of course they’ve got the Witcher. Their take on Geralt comes with all kinds of accessories, from his trademark steel and silver swords to a hand of Gwent cards and even a translucent fire piece for spellcasting fun.

Get it ($93) at Amazon.com

Witcher World Map Puzzle

Witcher World Map Puzzle

The fantasy world of The Witcher might not be as sprawling as some other franchises, but the thing about it is that it’s absolutely crowded with details and stuff to do. If you want to get a better lay of the land in your mind palace, this deluxe 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle will keep you occupied for some time placing every town, keep and mysterious cave in its correct location. With a high-quality matte finish, you’d be forgiven for laminating it and putting it in a frame on your game room wall when you were done.

Get it ($29) at Amazon.com

Ciri Funko Pop

Ciri Funko Pop

The relationship between Geralt and Ciri is an odd one indeed. The platinum-haired princess of Cintra was bonded to the Witcher through the Law of Surprise, and soon realized that it was her destiny to become a witcher as well. She begins to accompany him and becomes a daughter figure, but Ciri can also completely hold her own in a fight. This Funko Pop rendition shows her with her sword drawn and ready to fight to the death to protect the people she loves.

Get it ($49) at Amazon.com

Eredin Figure

Eredin Figure

The leader of the Wild Hunt, Eredin Bréacc Glas had mastery of the Gate of the Worlds, letting him travel between them at will. They would raid different planes to bring back human slaves to serve them, clad in horrific armor that made them look like the walking dead. When they became trapped in their realm, Eredin realized that Geralt’s companion Ciri bore the elder blood he needed to reopen the gate and started pursuing the girl. This super-detailed figure stands a little under eight inches tall and is painted with an ultra-fine brush for incredible fealty to the evil king’s design.

Get it ($34) at Amazon.com

49" Steel Sword Replica

49″ Steel Sword Replica

Geralt of Rivia uses his silver sword to cut down monsters and other supernatural creatures, but let’s be frank: that stuff is expensive and it’s easy to mess it up. So our pal makes the decision to tote around another blade of pure steel for wrecking shop on human foes. This is a detailed replica of his steel blade that measures over four feet from pommel to tip. The hilt is wrapped in leather and capped by a wolf’s head carving just like in the game. If you run into any monsters, you’re going to have to figure it out yourself.

Get it ($88) at Amazon.com

Yennefer Figure

Yennefer Figure

Widely considered Geralt’s truest love in a lifetime of womanizing, the raven-haired sorceress Yennefer’s role has increased game after game. By the third title and The Wild Hunt, she’s taken her place as a lead. In one of the game’s most interesting quests, she works with Geralt to remove the magical bond he’d placed on the two of them so they can see if their love is true or merely the result of sorcery. This Dark Horse Direct figure is sculpted and painted with the attention to detail you’d expect from the line, standing a little under eight inches tall in addition to the base.

Get it ($47) at Amazon.com

Enamel Witcher Sign Pin Set

For a Witcher to tap into his magical abilities, they need to channel the forces through specially-drawn signs that are either etched onto a surface or traced in the air with their hands. Based on the classical elements, each sign has a bevy of uses in combat that greatly enhance Geralt’s potency. This enamel pin set from Dark Horse Direct depicts all of those sigil and throws in a bonus wolf emblem just to get us to a nice round number. Each pin is around 3/4 of an inch in diameter with a different colored enamel finish.

Get it ($14) at Amazon.com

Ciri Playing Gwent Bust

Ciri Playing Gwent Bust

The card game of Gwent is one of the most popular pastimes in the Witcher’s world, and it was so addictive that CD Projekt released a stand-alone version of it in 2017. Played as a duel between two parties, each player works to accumulate as much power on the board by playing cards with special abilities and affinities over the course of three rounds. It’s a remarkably well-tuned and fun game that has a devoted player base. Including Ciri, seen here in a detailed miniature resin bust that stands eight inches tall and is delicately hand-painted to capture the expression of a player about to make a very good move.

Get it ($77) at Amazon.com

Wild Hunt Medallion

Wolf Medallion

When you become a Witcher, you are given a silver medallion that corresponds to your school of training. This is no mere ornament, however – it vibrates and pulls on the chain around your neck when spells are being cast or supernatural creatures are nearby. We can’t promise that this high-quality magnesium replica version will do the same, but it certainly will have your enemies thinking twice. As a special bonus feature, the red eyes of the wolf illuminate with embedded LEDs, controlled by a switch on the back of the medallion.

Get it ($30) at Amazon.com

Triss Funko Pop

Triss Funko Pop

When Geralt is found unconscious in the swamp, Triss Merigold is one of the first people he sees, and his bond with the flame-haired mage and mistress of potions extends throughout his entire saga. Her romance with Geralt is a major part of the second game, but by the third when Geralt has taken up with Yennefer things get more than a little complicated. You can have the two battle it out on your toy shelf by bringing home this Funko Pop version of the mistress of potions and seeing what happens.

Get it ($64) at Amazon.com

Geralt In Bath Polyresin Statue

Geralt In Bath Polyresin Statue

Geralt is a man of physical appetites, and when you spend your day swinging a sword and romancing ladies you can tend to get a little sweaty. One of the most bizarrely iconic images from the Witcher series is from The Wild Hunt and depicts our hero in the bathtub, legs spread akimbo as he scrubs off the residue of a hard day’s work. That scene has been forever immortalized in hand-painted polystone by the lunatics at Dark Horse. Geralt’s tubby weighs in at a pound and is overflowing with charming little details. Everything M-rated is kept beneath the water’s edge.

Get it ($57) at Amazon.com

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